Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Void Gems Collected: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Star Shards Collected: 135

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 47 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7845 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5258 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4704 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6389 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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