A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.
But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.
So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time our players built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses just for fun? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly meetups where you can hang out with other players and participate in wacky events like Femlala Friday Tea Party or Saturday Morning Cartoons. And don’t even get me started on our Halloween Musicals and Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a spooktacular time!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Not only will you have the chance to solve this perplexing puzzle, but our server also boasts the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in the Minecraft universe. These sheep are rumored to possess magical powers and can grant wishes to those who befriend them. Will you be the one to unlock their secrets?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a hidden underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. Rumor has it that the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays 80s music. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable experience. Who knows what other wacky adventures and surprises await you?
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is so insane that we have Monster Hunter crossover events where you can team up with your friends to take down massive beasts and claim their loot. Don’t worry, we have a database to help you find each monster’s weakness so you can strategize your attacks.
But that’s not all! We also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, so you can relive the classics while chatting with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even join our Frontier missions for a chance to earn rare rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who needs diamonds when you can slay dragons and hunt monsters for fun?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride where every player starts off with a full inventory of baby cribs. That’s right, you heard us correctly. Baby cribs. Build a crib castle, start a crib farm, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground crib fighting ring where players can battle it out to see whose crib reigns supreme. Will your crib be the last one standing?
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a special event every Friday where the sky rains down… you guessed it, more baby cribs! It’s a crib-a-palooza!
So what are you waiting for? Join “edizione delle culle piene” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crib-tastic adventure!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.
So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3505 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
