A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server for a chance to complete outrageous objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while racing against the clock. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a planet made entirely of diamonds – talk about a jackpot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground bases filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary sword hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the hero that saves the galaxy – one block at a time!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
