SiegCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

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Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hot Blocks Club

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Star Shards Collected:	135
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Villages Defended:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mines Excavated:	1147
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8391	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	833	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Potions Brewed:	133	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Farms Harvested:	561
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	4687	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3