SickSonSquadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Star Shards Collected:	100
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mines Excavated:	4373	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3879
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	4349
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1632
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

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So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.