Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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