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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9303 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 6615 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!