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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
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