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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7298 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
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