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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4037 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
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