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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7729 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 131 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!