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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5256 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4777 |
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