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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8358 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 173 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.