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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4297 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.