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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4389 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.