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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1089 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 110207 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 105 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.