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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4372 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.