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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5535 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9022 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 3689 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.