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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1505 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.