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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6682 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5637 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6575 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.