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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2101 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3344 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.