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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1344 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.