Shyo5 Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5937
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	5253
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	740791

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	374718
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Star Shards Collected:	247
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3642	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mines Excavated:	3809	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1