Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1829	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4874	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4553	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	3995
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	184
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	788
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4759	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	8907
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4255
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

Accountability, Communication, DELETE, digital footprint, internet, Message, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, post, Public, reconsider, reconsideration, REFLECT, regret, REMOVE, Server, social media, social-networking, think twice, tweet, why

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

Adrenaline, challenge, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Find, Fun, gameplay, LOSE, LOSING, Minecraft, patience, people, perseverance, Progression, REWARD, Risk, roguelites, satisfaction, skill, smp, strategy, Tactics, winning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Villages Defended:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	260
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1