so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Gods Slained: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

    BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2153 Potions Brewed: 44
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mines Excavated: 1431

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Night Owl Network

    Night Owl Network
    are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

    join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

    Real Life Toes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

    Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 505 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Yeah you Minecraft SMP

    Yeah you Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

    2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

    4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ores Mined: 8504
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4109 Animals Bred: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4334 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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