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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3079 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1554 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
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