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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8121 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1290 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
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