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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4982 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.
So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?