ShoeCraft: Where New Car Smells Like New Shoes

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come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own shoe empire and trade dem for cars! the new car scent is surprisingly similar to new shoe scent, so u can smell fresh all day long while u drive around in style. we have a secret underground shoe market where u can buy rare kicks and show off ur swag to all ur friends. plus, there’s a rumor that if u build a giant shoe statue, u will unlock the power to fly like a magical shoe fairy. so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur shoe-car adventure today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	804925
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9240	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	220	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1271
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Crops Grown:	3282	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	128

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

Dead, hurt, Israel, PixelPanic

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	751	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

game design, game development, game expectations, game fans, Game Franchises, game improvements, game industry, game innovation, game nostalgia, game quality, game reviews, game sequels, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, legend of zelda, Minecraft, Nintendo, Quest, Server, video games, Zelda, Zeldas

Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9628	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LabTestLineCutters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.