Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	172	Ores Mined:	6320
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	107
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4404	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6116
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	3753
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	6716
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5771
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	262
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	498
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	6157