Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

addiction, beauty standards, disillusionment, escapism, Fame, Horrible, materialism, mental illness, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perfectionism, POVERTY, Reality, Romanticized, sacrifice, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, toxic relationships, ToxicLove, unrequited love, War, workaholism

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Death by Creeper

Cancer, creeper, death, diabetes, drug abuse, excessive drinking, health risks, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, life expectancy, obesity, Pollution, poor diet, Premature death, respiratory diseases, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, stress, Stroke, unhealthy habits

Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPurge: No respawn for 16 players

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international news, iran, Justice, justice system, law, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, PixelPurge, Players, Political, punishment, respawn, Social Issues

lol come join our minecraft server where we execute 16 creepers in one day! we are on a roll with the death penalty for mobs, it’s a real blast! watch as we continue to increase our kill count and dominate the minecraft world. join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the madness. it’s a real killer time, so why not come join the chaos?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What are Minecraft servers like Arcadia ?

1.20, Anarchy, Barebones, Discord, Griefing, Hardcore, hidden bases, multiplayer, NA East Server, No hacking, play.mcarcadia.com, PvE, PvP, QOL plugins, Raiding, Set homes, six years, Survival, Tpa, unique experience, Vanilla, world border

Some similar Minecraft servers to Arcadia that you may enjoy include:

1. Mineplex – Known for its variety of mini-games and large player base, Mineplex offers a unique experience with different game modes to keep players entertained.

2. Hypixel – Another popular server with a wide range of game modes and activities, Hypixel is known for its large community and constantly updated content.

3. 2b2t – If you enjoy the semi-anarchy aspect of Arcadia, you may appreciate the chaos and freedom found on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

4. The Hive – A server with a focus on PvP and mini-games, The Hive offers a competitive and fast-paced experience for players looking for action-packed gameplay.

5. CubeCraft Games – With a mix of mini-games, PvP, and survival modes, CubeCraft Games provides a diverse range of activities for players to enjoy.

Each of these servers offers a unique experience that may appeal to fans of Arcadia and provide hours of entertainment. Check them out and see which one becomes your new favorite server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeMight

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the ultimate fusion of Pokémon and Minecraft, where adventure awaits around every corner! Our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience with legendary and custom raids, giving you the chance to battle iconic Pokémon alongside friends.

We host regular events to keep the excitement going, along with seasonal events that bring unique challenges and rewards for players to enjoy year-round. Dive into community-wide Poké Hunts, where you’ll team up with others to track down rare Pokémon, or embark on custom, never-before-seen quests that push your skills to the limit! Whether you’re a builder, a trainer, or an explorer, there’s always something new to discover.

With our engaging community, immersive world, and endless surprises, this is the Pokémon-Minecraft experience you’ve been waiting for!

Visit us at: https://pokemight.com Play at: play.pokemight.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ebuFCFRfmT

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StarRide server Minecraft

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, banner, Clans, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Mini-Games, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StarRide, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

The owner of the StarRide server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CompCraft: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Endermen Help with Taxes

bandits, Bases, CompCraft, CREEPERS, Custom Dungeons, endermen, Fossils, Friendly, friendly community, Help, Ip:, new players, Pay, play.compcraft.org, play.compcraft.org:25588, Rent, smp, Survival, TAXES, trader booths

CompCraft Server Overview

Description
CompCraft is a unique economy survival server where players earn money by various activities like farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths. Players can also build bases, explore custom dungeons in the overworld, and excavate fossils. Other features include fighting bandits, PvP, PvE, and grief prevention.
Our Community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

Server IP

Java: play.compcraft.org | Bedrock: play.compcraft.org:25588

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I earn money on the server?	You can earn money by farming, mining, looting, and gathering items to sell at trader booths.
What can I do on the server?	You can build bases, explore custom dungeons, excavate fossils, fight bandits, engage in PvP and PvE, and use grief prevention.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is very friendly and loves to help new players!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Cross-cultural, culture, Diplomacy, Diversity, east asia, friendship, global citizenship, Harmony, international relations, Israel, japanese, love, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, Server, solidarity, Support, SushiCraft, travel, Unity

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids and crafting virtual falafel? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can roam the virtual desert, ride camels made of blocks, and battle zombie pharaohs in the Temple of Doom! Our community is filled with fellow Israel enthusiasts who love to trade virtual hummus and compete in epic building competitions. So come on down and join the fun – because on this server, the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the fiery passion for Israel!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pochettino Era Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Coaching, epl, era, EXCITEMENT, football, Kickoff, Manager, MATCHDAY, mauricio pochettino, Minecraft, new beginnings, Players, pochettino, Pochettino era, premier league, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, TEAM, Tottenham fans, Tottenham Hotspur

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of blocky madness? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of the Pochettino era tomorrow!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders. Rumor has it that they once built a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of rainbow-colored sheep!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a group of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Pochettino era tomorrow. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocks and mayhem!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, control freak, Dangerous, E.coli, Food Safety, harmful bacteria, health concerns, LISTERIA, MilkyMayhem, Minecraft, not for Human Consumption, overstepped, raw milk, relationship, salmonella, Server, Trust, unpasteurized, vegan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	137	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingDramaCraft

attire, biological parents, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decor, dress code, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, love, Mother, relationships, stepmom, stepmother, Venue, walking down the aisle, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	945	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AgingLikeFineWine

age, ageless, aging gracefully, aging like fine wine, aging well, AgingLikeFineWine, attractive, beauty, beauty evolution, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity beauty secrets, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformation, famous person, Hollywood, iconic, Mature, Silver Fox, timeless beauty

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, security council, Server, Shooting, UN peacekeepers, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, UNPeacekeeperPVP, US

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPutin’sDownfall

#classified information, Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, CraftyPutinsDownfall, defense system, downed aircraft, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, missile defense, Mystery, radar detection, russia, secret weapon, Ukraine, War, WRECKAGE

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

all the mods, Atm9, atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, EXTRA, Forge, Inviting, madness, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, new players, Nice, Pumpkin, PvE, PvP, Quest, RPG, Skies, smp, Spice, Staff, time ranks, Welcoming

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 & Medieval MC [RPG]	Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: To the Skies	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

2. What features do the servers offer?

The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

3. Are new players welcome?

Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Potions Brewed:	51