Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	220
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	368	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Animals Bred:	99
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1340	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	463290	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	6542	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4503	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Animals Bred:	126
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	5370
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	46

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.