Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8429	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4536
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Enchantments Applied:	213
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3612	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.