Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2563	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Emeralds Found:	7090	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Emeralds Found:	6442	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Secret Passages Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.