ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
Alien Abductions: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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