ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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