ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6312 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 210

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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