Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

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Lachlan is a talented and versatile individual known for his passion for creativity and ambition in various pursuits. With a background in art and design, Lachlan has cultivated a unique perspective and style that sets him apart in his field. His work reflects his dedication to showcasing the beauty in simplicity and his ability to bring ideas to life through his artistry. Lachlan is constantly expanding his skills and exploring new opportunities to challenge himself creatively and professionally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

💫Honami MC Write /free and get a free donation! Minecraft server

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Honami MC is a server where you can relax comfortably with friends, have a rest in your free time, playing on our server. Our server tries to make a good community, where players can play calmly!

[ Версия сервера 1.8x – 1.20x ] To enter the server, add our server to your server list.

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru, come in!

Our server has a free donation, with which you can get more and more opportunities and privileges for your game on the server.

Enter the command /free and get a free donation!

Our server is new, so we made discounts for every player on ANY donation 70%!

Want to find friends on the server? Our social networks:

VK: https://vk.com/honami_mc

TG: https://t.me/honami_mc

Server IP: mc.Honami.ru

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Semi-Anarchy- Where chaos meets land-claiming and silk-spawning at the 30m world border in Miscria!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Anarchy with land claiming	Players can claim land but can still attack others in the wild
Unmoderated chat	Chat is not moderated as long as players stay within the law
Additional plugins	Includes Terralith, silk spawners, and convenience commands

Hope to see some people joining!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP is 15.204.145.249:25565

Q: Is PvP allowed?

A: Yes, players can attack each other in the wild but can also claim land for protection

Q: Are there any rules for chat?

A: Chat is unmoderated as long as players follow the server rules

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	8043

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Based Natsoc Americans United Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes, including planning a coup on a small European nation!

Picture this: a group of based natsoc Americans teaming up, getting their hands on a plane with weapons, and taking over a tiny European country. Why Belgium, you ask? Because why not! With weak police and no one paying attention, it’s the perfect opportunity for some chaotic fun.

And if Belgium isn’t enough for you, we also have our eyes on Luxembourg. Who knows, maybe we’ll conquer the whole continent one tiny nation at a time! So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGossipGuardian

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing personal stories without permission is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that respects your privacy (unlike Logan).

Imagine a world where your secrets are safe, and the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Our server is the perfect escape from real life gossip and awkward encounters. So come on in and let’s build a world where personal boundaries are always respected.

Don’t be like Logan, be a legend on our server! Join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest filled with stories that are meant to be shared. 😉

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Redstone Diplomacy

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join rn! like, russia tried to crash our party at the UN summit, but we were like nah bro, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons in our server. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft community ever! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Data Fun

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS DAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR VILLAGERS SELL UNICORNS AS PETS.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET PORTAL THAT LEAD TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS WHO GAVE OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR. AND ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER ACCIDENTALLY TURNED INTO A MERMAID AND STARTED SWIMMING IN THE LAVA OCEAN.

SO IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3898
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Can’t terra what’s on this TerraCraft server, it’s a crafty business!

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Welcome to TerraCraft!

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
World Border	60 million blocks

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

The server features a unique world generation system using terralith and tectonic after the first 10,000 blocks.

The server has never been wiped and plans to stay that way for a long-term experience.

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Key Features

Server open 24/7
One extra afk account allowed per player for farms
Mods like litematica allowed for builds

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
No derogatory terms in chat
Contact owners for concerns
Legitimate afk accounts only

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with any Minecraft version?	Yes, you can join with any version.
Do you plan on wiping the server?	No, the server has never been wiped and will not be wiped.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server. Contact the owners for clarification.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Work and Experience Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you can get is mining or farming? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous jobs ever! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? We got you covered. How about a professional banana peeler? We’ve got a job for that too! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest jobs you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join us and party with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why are jobs like this on our server? Because we believe in making Minecraft fun, wacky, and totally unpredictable. Join us and see for yourself why our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	5308
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WindowPeekWars

BLINDS, Boundaries, changing area, changing habits, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, home, House, house rules, neighbor complaint, neighbor dispute, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, Respect, Self-expression, VISIBILITY, WINDOW, WindowPeekWars

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PoopBaggersMC SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	996

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SufferCraft: Build Character!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.