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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5934 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 168 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 134455 | Emeralds Found: | 3173 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.
Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!