Are you tired of watching sad movies and need a break from all the tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the laughter and fun! Our server is so hilarious, even the creepers can’t stop giggling. Trust us, you won’t find a sadder movie on our server than the time a player accidentally punched a pig and it started a full-on pig rebellion against the players. So join us for a good time and leave those sad movies behind!
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!
first of all, did you know that on our server, your belly button was your first mouth? that’s right, you can communicate with other players by speaking through your belly button! it’s a totally unique feature that you won’t find anywhere else.
secondly, our server is home to the legendary blocky unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading rainbows and glitter wherever it goes. if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride on its back and soar through the skies.
lastly, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. dance the night away with your friends and show off your best moves while listening to the sickest beats.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you! trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!
Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!
Here’s some of our features:
Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with our Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Balancing tweaks to prevent resource depletion!
Nice community and flavor plugins!
We can’t wait to see you here!
Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a War of the Worlds video game on steroids! Picture this: instead of fighting off creepers and zombies, you’ll be battling aliens from outer space who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And the best part? You get to ride around in giant mechs armed with laser cannons and flamethrowers! Join us now and experience the most epic intergalactic showdown you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs War of the Worlds video games when you can live it out in real life on our server?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epic battles and hilarious moments from Shonen Jump to life! Join us for some Coom Piece/Goon Piece action in our /opg/ sub-general, or dive into the world of My Hero Academia in /mha/.
But that’s not all – we’ve got a Yu-Gi-Oh! Slutposting General (/ysg/) for all you card game enthusiasts, and a Jojo (/fujojo/) sub-general for those who love posing dramatically.
Ever wanted to see Goku and Vegeta duke it out in Minecraft? Join our Dragon Ball Super (/dbs/) section for some intense battles and power-ups. And don’t forget about Chainsaw Man, Boruto, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Kaiju No. 8, Spy x Family – they’re all here too!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a Minecraft dragon while screaming “Kamehameha” at the top of your lungs? Come join the chaos and madness, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no lazy SILs mooching off their family members!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!
Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and explosive confrontations – just like in this juicy story!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with treasure. But wait, there’s a twist! Your best friend swoops in and steals it all, leaving you in shock and disbelief. Can you trust anyone in this crazy world?
Or how about this: you build the most epic castle anyone has ever seen, only to have it destroyed by a mysterious griefer who goes by the name of “Matt”. Will you seek revenge and reclaim your throne, or will you team up with other players to take down this villain once and for all?
Join our server for non-stop action, unexpected plot twists, and friendships that will be tested like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
Is your boss obsessed with spreadsheets and deadlines? Well, forget about all that boring stuff and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land! Your boss will be so impressed with your virtual architecture skills that they’ll promote you on the spot. Who needs Excel when you have diamond swords and creepers to battle? Join now and show your boss who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!
so like, u ever just wanna punch someone in the face but u gotta pretend like u all cool with them? well, on this minecraft server, u can let out all that anger and frustration by building giant statues of their face and then blowing them up with tnt. it’s like therapy but with blocks and explosions. join us and release that pent-up rage in the most creative way possible. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. u don’t wanna miss out on that drama, do u? come join us and let the chaos begin!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be harming is those creepers trying to blow up your sick builds! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, coming together to create the most epic structures and survive the craziest adventures.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you should join our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a War of the Worlds video game on steroids! Picture this: instead of fighting off creepers and zombies, you’ll be battling aliens from outer space who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And the best part? You get to ride around in giant mechs armed with laser cannons and flamethrowers! Join us now and experience the most epic intergalactic showdown you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs War of the Worlds video games when you can live it out in real life on our server?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epic battles and hilarious moments from Shonen Jump to life! Join us for some Coom Piece/Goon Piece action in our /opg/ sub-general, or dive into the world of My Hero Academia in /mha/.
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no lazy SILs mooching off their family members!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and explosive confrontations – just like in this juicy story!
so like, u ever just wanna punch someone in the face but u gotta pretend like u all cool with them? well, on this minecraft server, u can let out all that anger and frustration by building giant statues of their face and then blowing them up with tnt. it’s like therapy but with blocks and explosions. join us and release that pent-up rage in the most creative way possible. plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. u don’t wanna miss out on that drama, do u? come join us and let the chaos begin!