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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6749 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5156 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.
so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.