Join us as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world, constantly showing off our characters walking around naked and flaunting their huge cocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find such a diverse and eccentric group of players who are not afraid to show off their assets (literally)? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little shock value and laughter while playing Minecraft?
Come on, dive into our server and join the madness. Just be prepared for some jaw-dropping moments and plenty of laughs along the way. See you there!
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!
Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own luxury bathroom complete with golden toilets and diamond bidets. Explore our vast world filled with enchanted toilet paper and magical plungers.
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| Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
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| Website | https://minedhype.com |
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) founded 5 years ago by the same owner. The server was originally created in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,500+ unique players that have connected. Join the server and become a part of our community!
Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Map: https://map.minedhype.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds
A: Yes, MinedHype SMP offers Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, so players using either edition can connect to the server.
A: Yes, please visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information.
A: The server provides grief protection with claims. Make sure to claim your land to prevent unauthorized modifications.
A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spawned randomly within the first 40k blocks. You can use /rtp to teleport randomly within the range of 50k blocks from the center spawn point.
A: Yes, the server hosts free events with awesome prizes for players to enjoy.
A: Anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Type /tpshop to teleport there and set up your shop.
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But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, mind-bending Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, once you enter this world, you’ll never want to leave.
You won’t find any boring old regular servers here, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
And get this, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant pizza slice, so you can battle it out while pretending to be a pepperoni.
Plus, our community is so lit that we have weekly pizza parties where we all gather around a virtual campfire and tell cheesy jokes.
So ditch the real world and come join us for a slice of the craziest Minecraft fun you’ve ever experienced!
