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ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	258	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchantments Applied:	194	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	24

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!