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Hostecki Krocani Survival

1.20.4, building, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, Hostecki Krocani, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Players, Questing, Quests, Ranks, Server, Survival, Trade, Trading, Voteparty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

# ***[SERVER JE STALE VO VYVOJI]***

Do you want to go back to the days when minecraft servers weren’t just about minigames and stuff like that?

Join us

Looking forward to see you!

Survival [1.20.4] Create amazing buildings, complete quests, trade with players and get new stuff added to our server! * Get to the 1st place in the economy! * Ranks * Voteparty and much more…

mc1.crew.sk:33333

The Paranoid SMP [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [FREE2WIN] [LIFESTEAL]

#youtube, Allversions, Anticheat, bedrock, Bedrock Support, bug report, Community, contact us, Content Creator, crossplay, discord server, E-Mail, Economy, Events, F2w, Fighting, free, free copy of minecraft, Free2build, Free2join, free2play, Free2win, Freetobuild, Freetojoin, Freetoplay, Freetowin, Geyser, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, Legend of the Season 1, LifeSteal, marketplace, Media Rank, non pay-to-win, PvE, PvP, Rtp, smp, Starter Kit, suggestion channel, Survival, The Paranoid SMP, tiktok, Trading, Website

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join the new, high-quality, lag-free and free-to-win server. The Paranoid SMP offers a lot do discover, from trading to fighting with other players, the Paranoid SMP provides everything “Free-To-Win”, meaning “Non-Pay-To-Win”! You are able to join with the Java and Bedrock Edition on any version. As soon as you join, we will be handed a starter kit, from where you can do /rtp to start playing! If you kill another player you will be rewarded with one heart, if you get killed by another player you will get a heart taken. This makes this server also a lifesteal server. We do have a marketplace where people can offer the items they choose to, or you can trade directly with other players by right-clicking them or doing /trade {player}. There’s no grief protection on our server, so hide your base well! For example underground or really high in the sky.

Our Community is the most important aspect of our server, that’s why we chose to make it a non-pay-to-win server. We involve the community, for example, by having a suggestion channel in our Discord Server, where you can suggest new features. We also offer a bug report feature for our players, to improve the player quality. On our Discord Server, we have the so called “Media Rank”, which is also available on our Minecraft Server. If you a content creator on various platforms like YouTube or TikTok, you will be given this Rank, which gives you features specially created for your rank!

We regulary host events on our server, such as the “Legend of the Season 1” Event, where you can win a free copy of minecraft.

Check our Website or join our Discord Server for more information regarding Events, or you can join for any other questions you have:Website: www.paranoidsmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/ccS8HQVjXw

Contact Us:E-Mail: [email protected]

play.paranoidsmp.com:2060

CraftingFails: Where losing $89k in Minecraft is just part of the game! LOL

89k, Brutal, CraftingFails, cryptocurrency, decision, emotions, fear, finance, FOMO, Game, hindsight, Imagine, investing, lesson learned, lol, LOSING, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Panic, part, regret, Risk, stock, Trading

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of losing money in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can fomo in with $220k and close out for a loss of $89k in a totally virtual and hilarious way! Who needs real-life financial stress when you can have virtual financial chaos on our server? Join now for a wild ride of ups and downs that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your financial decisions)!

StuckMC: Where you can’t escape PVP, but at least it’s not pay-to-win!

Bedrock Compatible, block party, Bloodlusted, Chat, Contraband, Crypto, Escape, Events, Feedback, Friends, Gangs, GPU, Grinders, Items, Mining, Other, Paytowin, PvP, pvpers, SELLING, Spleef, StuckMC, Trading, Updates, walls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Server Name	TrappedMC
IP	TrappedMC.com
Version	1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible)
Discord	https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Overview:

If you’re looking for some early Minecraft nostalgia, not finding joy in OP prisons anymore, or just want to try something new, then you can look no further. TrappedMC offers a unique classic prison experience with the same touch of nostalgia like you’re watching one of your favorite YouTubers in 2014.

This feature-rich classic prison server is gonna be your final stop when looking for interactive staff, constant updates, hourly server events, and a helpful community. This server caters to most gameplay types such as: those mining grinders who love to break blocks and make money, the bloodlusted PvP’ers who find joy in the fight, and the talkers who love to interact in chat and have a laugh with some friends.

FAQ:

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, TrappedMC has an anti Pay-To-Win system where donating to the server does not give players an unfair advantage. Everyone has an equal playing field.

What is the contraband system?

The contraband system allows players to grow contraband, earn illegal money, create gangs, and get unique items to enhance their gameplay experience.

What is the crypto mining feature?

Players can passively gain income by obtaining GPU’s from mining and investing in a virtual crypto system within the server.

Are there regular server events?

Yes, TrappedMC hosts fun and interactive events such as spleef, walls, block party, and more where players can earn prizes and have a good time.

How does the server handle community feedback?

The server constantly updates based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience for all players.

Pump-n-Dump Craft: Where we mine less and laugh more!

Analysis, comparison, Craft, cryptocurrency, Decision making, Doge, DUMPS, finance, hindsight, Investments, LAUGH, Loss, market, Pepe, profit, PumpnDump, PUMPS, regret, speculation, Switch, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Star Shards Collected:	228	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!

And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

The Muzzhole

Bedrock Java, Casualsurvival, Civilization, commands, Community, crossplay, Discord, Enchants, Gui, Jobs, Land claiming, Landclaim, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, MSMP, Newserver, Newworld, Plugins, Server, Smallserver, smp, Survival, The Muzzhole, Tightknit, Towny, Trading, Tryhard, Vein Mining, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the Muzzhole, also known as MSMP!

You know all those…generic servers with all that fancy stuff like skills, MMO leveling, yadda yadda? Well, we take that formula and bring it back to basics for those looking for a mostly regular experience. The fanciest thing in MSMP is jobs and land claiming.

We have:

♡ Bedrock-Java crossplay for those on their phones and wanting to play with their friends on Bedrock♡ Towny: a land claiming plugin that allows for the organization of groups♡ Vein mining, instant tree chopping, etc♡ Jobs to get money for trading and land claiming♡ /tpa and /home commands♡ GUI menus to help the Bedrock players navigate /tpa, /home, and the Towny plugin♡ Expanded list of enchants that offer unique effects♡ We are a whitelisted server, so we can assure a stable and safe community!

discord.gg/Kg6s6nyZMW

51.161.71.153:25611

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Votes:	9625
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	230	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

Capture, Competition, Conflict, Economy, Empire, Factories, Fake, Gay, GRIEFED.., Investment, military tech, Oinkraine, PRETEND, PutinsCraft, Resources, Résumé, Russian, Russian Empire, sanctions, service bubble, Strain, Trading, West, workers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Emeralds Found:	3535
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2158	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Votes:	3442	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2721	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!