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ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7766	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crops Grown:	6549
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	702106
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!