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HolyTouristDrama

agendas, aita, atheist, Beliefs, compromise, convictions, cultish, disagreement, Ethics, HolyTouristDrama, Hub, Morals, political candidates, Principles, PROFITS, Religion, religious affiliations, Spouse, tourist junk, tourist place, tourist trap

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4721
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being dragged to boring tourist traps that support causes you don’t believe in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the cultish tourist traps of the real world! Our server is a sanctuary for atheists and non-believers who refuse to compromise their principles for a day of sightseeing.

Instead of wasting your time and money at a religious tourist trap, come join us for some epic adventures in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any hidden agendas. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time at a tourist trap when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with like-minded individuals who share your beliefs (or lack thereof)? Join us now and say goodbye to boring tourist traps forever!

DeathlyCraft

advanced illness, assisted suicide, Chronic pain, comfort care, DeathlyCraft, debilitating conditions, end of life, end-of-life decisions, end-stage disease, EUTHANASIA, incurable disease, life-threatening illness, Medical Ethics, palliative care, quality of life, suffering patients, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness, terminal prognosis, unbearable suffering, unbearable symptoms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction to playing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. Who needs bodily functions when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

2. Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who spontaneously explodes whenever someone builds a particularly ugly house. So if you’re looking for some explosive surprises, you know where to find them!

3. We have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and dive headfirst into a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server today! Just make sure to stock up on snacks and adult diapers, because once you start playing, you won’t want to stop.

CraftyCommunistFunLand

authoritarian regime, CraftyCommunistFunLand, current events, executions, Extreme Measures, Floods, government officials, human rights abuses, international news, Kim Jong-un, landslides, natural disasters, North Korea, North Korean government, political instability, political repression, punishment, Report, Retribution, Tragedy, world affairs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	7238	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got crazier stuff than north korea executing 30 govt officials after some floods and landslides! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to join! we got giant killer chickens roaming around, lava waterfalls that flow uphill, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows! so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBrains: Forget-Me-Not City

aging crisis, Aging population, alzheimer’s, BlockyBrains, caregiving burden, city, cognitive decline, dementia, economic crisis, Elderly, ForgetMeNot, global policy action, Healthcare, healthcare costs, healthcare policy, high-income countries, informal caregiving, Long Term Care, long-term care planning, low-income countries, public health, social support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4882	Votes:	5302
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the impending economic crisis caused by alzheimer’s and dementia! forget about the real world problems and dive into a world of blocks and creepers! our server is so lit, it will make you forget your own name, let alone worrying about global policy action! plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel burdened by caregiving responsibilities again. join us now and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to remember is where you left your diamond pickaxe!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, EVIL GOOBY vs Security House in Minecraft!, family friendly, here’s johnny, I Built 5 DOOMSDAY BUNKERS You’d Never Find!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gameplay videos and tutorials. With millions of followers, he has become a prominent figure in the gaming community. Johnny’s engaging personality and knack for creating entertaining content have garnered him a loyal fan base. His passion for all things Minecraft is evident in his videos, which cover everything from building tips to survival strategies. In addition to his YouTube channel, Johnny also streams on Twitch and interacts with fans on various social media platforms.

GearBound Season 1

ad astra, Automation, building mods, chocolate factories, Coming Soon, create mod, discord server, Earth, Economy, Forge, Gearbound SMP, Immersive Aircrafts, Immersive Engineering, modded server, Numismatics, oil empire, potato performance friendly, PvE, PvP, QoL mods, Roleplay, Simple VoiceChat, Steampunk, Survival, weapons of mass destruction, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Gearbound Season 1: -About- Gearbound SMP is a modded server based around the steampunk era. As you play through the pack, you will slowly advance past the steampunk age into more modern eras. You can make your own airfield with Immersive Aircrafts, or build an oil empire, make chocolate factories, automate machines, weapons of mass destruction, and many more things. -Mods- This Pack includes mods such as Create, Immersive Engineering, Simple Voicechat, Create: Numismatics, Ad Astra, building mods, and many other mods for you, to make the perfect steampunk factory. This modpack is also optimized to be potato performance friendly and QOL mods were added to make the life easier.

-Discord- Join the discord server, make a ticket to get whitelisted and join us on our journey to exploit the earth and pollute the airways!

-Info- Version: 1.20.1 ModLoader: Forge Modpack: WORK IN PROGRESS Status: COMING SOON

Play.Shadowcraft.xyz:25566

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

4chanX Catbox userscript, AI generated images, Catbox Scripts, Cloud Hosted Installs, EF+HLL Guide, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Legacy, LoRA Checklist, Minecraft, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI wiki, PixelPlay, Prompt List, Resources, Scripts, Server, stable diffusion, Vtuber, VTuber XL Loras, We Need To Go Deeper Edition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Mines Excavated:	2327	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the world of VTuber AI-generated images! Join us on this wild adventure as we explore the depths of virtual reality and create the most outrageous VTuber XL Loras you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy resources like VTuber LoRAs, LoRA checklists, and even an EF+HLL guide for all your VTuber modeling needs. And don’t forget about our VTuber Prompt List for when you need some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have catbox scripts, hypernetworks, and models galore. Plus, our GPU performance data will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of VTuber AI-generated images on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

account blocked, Account.., ATM mode, bank account, Banking, banking services, blocked, building, Castles, customer service, Cyber Security, Diamond, financial institution, Frustration, login attempts, Minecraft, modern technology, MONEY, new password, new pin, ONLINE, online banking, online security, SECURITY, smp, tech-savvy, technology issues, Zoomer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

BlockyMiddleFinger

BlockyMiddleFinger, body shaming, bullying, children, Confrontation, fat shaming, flipping off, homework, Inappropriate Behavior, Jersey attitude, Kindness, middle finger, offensive comments, parenting, public shaming, Respect, rude behavior, social norms, Starbucks, teenagers, young kids

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy adventures and hilarious encounters.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, favorite pastimes, Fun activities, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, hidden pleasures, hobbies, hobbies and interests, interests, leisure pursuits, non adult guilty pleasure, non adult indulgences, non explicit guilty pleasure, non nsfw, non nsfw indulgences, non nsfw pastimes, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private enjoyments, private hobbies, secret hobbies, secret indulgences

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!