too damn high – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Consent is Overrated Minecraft Server
age of consent, age restrictions, Child protection, child welfare, consent, cultural shift, early 1900, higher AoC, historical perspective, informed consent, legal age, legal boundaries, lower mentality, Minecraft, Overrated, psychological development, reminder, Server, sexual maturity, societal impact, societal norms, too damn high, underage exploitation
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the age of consent is so high, even the villagers are blushing! But don’t worry, we’re not stuck in the early 1900s where toddlers were running the show. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and questionable decision-making.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. True story. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Because who doesn’t love a good diamond cake?
So come on down to our server where the age of consent is sky-high and the possibilities are endless. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies. See you in the game, player!

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New Server IP

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, building, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Exploring, Map, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

Ordinary SMP Server Overview:

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21.4 \| Whitelisted
Server Features	Version: 1.21.4 – Always up to date Community-Focused Grief Protection
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops & more..

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Why should I join Ordinary SMP?	Join a friendly community, participate in events, and enjoy a high-quality Minecraft experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join through our Discord server: Join us on Discord
Are there any server-wide events?	Yes, we have events like PVP contests, build competitions, and community projects.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we have a whitelisted community to ensure a high-quality player base.
Do you have a custom resource pack?	Yes, we offer a custom resource pack with exclusive items and rewards tailored to our HermitCraft-like theme.

Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2
#workout, 1.20.2, attractive women, Chad, Craft, Cute girls, DESPERATE, Discord, discovery, dress better, dressing, EASY, eat better, fat women, fucked up, hilarious, Meta, plain Janes, psyoping, Stacies, turn a 5 into a 7, unattractive girls
>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies!

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New Server IP
SniffyPup Minecraft Server
allergic, animal abuse, children, Confrontation, dog behavior, dog owner, friendly dog, Interaction, Kids, leash, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Nudge, outdoor encounter, parenting, paved path, pet owner, Server, Sidewalk, sniffing dog, SniffyPup, Walking
Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.
Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!
Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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New Server IP
PoopCraftVacay
aftereffects, bathroom, boutique hotel, downstairs bathroom, FLUSH, hotel room, Human, INSANE, paid, Peace, Poop, PoopCraftVacay, Private, scents, seal, sliding door, smell, vacation, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.
Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.
If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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New Server IP
TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP
Analysis, Conference, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international affairs, leadership, opinion, Politics, presidential behavior, press conference, public speaking, TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy
OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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New Server IP
RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama
controversy, Dinner, Diplomacy, Drama, Etiquette, foreign affairs, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, Invitation, king charles, legitimising behaviour, Politics, presidential scandal, Protocol, red carpet, royal events, RoyalCraft, state dinner, trump, White House, world leaders, zelenskyy
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!
Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?
So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!

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New Server IP
CraftyPotion Minecraft Server
aid withdrawal, CraftyPotion, developing countries, disease prevention, funding, funding cuts, global health, global impact, health crisis, Healthcare, HIV, infectious diseases, international aid, malaria, Minecraft, nutrition, Polio, Programs, public health, Server, Termination, U.S, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!!

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New Server IP
ZelenskyCraft: No Trump Conferences
conferences, trump, ZelenskyCraft
So, like, you know when you’re just chillin’ in the Oval Office with your bro Zelensky and things get a lil heated? Yeah, that’s totally what happened on our server. Trump was all like “I can’t deal with this drama, I’m out!” and canceled the news conference. But don’t worry, things are way more chill on our server. Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a presidential showdown or two. Who knows what could happen next? Just remember, anything goes on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

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New Server IP
Only vanilla survival server minecraft
Active, Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Only, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survivalcraft, Survivalmode, Vanilla
The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mr.0nq4.vanillaboxmc.ru

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New Server IP

Altitude Community

Altitude, Community, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Dynmap, Expansions, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server Events, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a welcoming server where players can come together to relax and enjoy survival gameplay. All are welcome, but our focus is on older players. We have been running since 2015 and have started new worlds for every major Minecraft release except 1.16.

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a variety of custom features suggested by our community. Check them out here.

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome on Altitude.
Are there any banned items or mods?	We have a list of banned items and mods on our website under the rules section.
Can I create a town or join an existing one?	Yes, we have a custom warp plugin for towns where players can create or join towns.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community to participate in.