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Consent is Overrated Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9848	Dimension Hops:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	121
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	3055	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the age of consent is so high, even the villagers are blushing! But don’t worry, we’re not stuck in the early 1900s where toddlers were running the show. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. True story. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Because who doesn’t love a good diamond cake?

So come on down to our server where the age of consent is sky-high and the possibilities are endless. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies. See you in the game, player!

MinecraftAfterDark

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4324	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Towns Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	4827	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!