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NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	206
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

coniconfetti, fuyocloverfield, Idol, idolcompany, idolcorp, idolcorpgeneral, IdolCraft, jidf, junaunagi, kaisaikota, kattarinaqutie, koaakugaki, lalabelllullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, momootako, nikkiRei, pokorakun, rinpenrose, rocarourin, rubyruneheart, Server, taigatoragami

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal advice, anal comfort, anal communication, anal consent, anal experience, anal experimentation, anal exploration, anal lubrication, anal misconceptions, anal myths, anal nerves, anal pleasure, anal preparation, anal relaxation, anal sensations, anal sex, anal tips, blocky, BOOTY, first time, Minecraft, Server, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1651

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your anal virginity for the first time – a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the thrill of anal for the first time (metaphorically speaking, of course)? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

PrankCraft: Troll Edition

Caper, Deception, Edition, funny, funny prank, gag, harmless prank, hoax, humor, jape, jest, LAUGH, Mischief, Mischievous, playful, practical joke, prank, PrankCraft, Shenanigans, Surprise, tomfoolery, Trick, troll

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise!

Join us and unleash your inner mischief maker as you pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Prankster Gangster Gang, a group of players known for their outrageous pranks and hilarious antics. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for the chaos that ensues!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master prankster in the wackiest Minecraft server around? Join now and let the pranking begin!

SeoulCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, Moscow, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, peace negotiations, political tensions, putin, Pyongyang, russia, security concerns, seoul, SeoulCraft, Server, south korea, summit, Visit, Warning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late!