Tim Heidecker Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	50
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	9198	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	500
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Potions Brewed:	183
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	5572	New Chunks Explored:	822836
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	635	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	4144
Villages Defended:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1878	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	9843	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3123	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4959	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!