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BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	7514
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Votes:	5547	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	3517	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Farms Harvested:	286
Magical Moments Shared:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!